May 2013
whatisonyobiscuit:
starrysleeper:
tribblesexual-jotunn:
thelilnan:
I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE
what’s wrong with you peas are delicious
gay people are delicious too
no dessert for you until you...
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
and the tears come streaming down your face
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
moretoremember:
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
pelluit:
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
octopenis:
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
“your friend is hot” story of my life
heyitspj:
scuzzmutt:
what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs
they are trained to be the very breast
